The Allegoric Hegemony

Evil chick of the week tries to seduce the virginal Clark by using red kryptonite on him.

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Clark gets his wish to be “normal” and starts fooling around with Lana only to find the baddies keep on coming even though he’s no longer super.

Jonathan and Martha catch Lana and Clark after Lana sleeps over.  Clark, with his powers on the fritz,  must then stop a nuclear bomb that’s been commandeered by a deranged teenager.

Found around and about on the web.

The other kids get high on alien parasites and slip Clark a little red kryptonite to get him to party with them.

Clark must battle the local bug boy (Chad Donella) to save Lana.

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Trapped in a dreamworld, Clark skinny dips with Lana.  In the waking world, Lionel Luthor gets a massage

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Clark helps Lana with her plumbing problems, gets wet and puts on his own little wet T shirt contest.  Then he must battle a lesbian shapeshifter who’s after his girlfriend.

Clark witnesses a robbery by super strong guys.  They catch him and toss him in a furnace that burns off all this clothes.  Unfortunately, the flames don’t die down enough to make things interesting.

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Clark falls down a hole where some strange woman rips open his shirt.  So far, so good.  Oh, then he has to fight a werewolf sorta thing.