The Allegoric Hegemony

Mick enjoys a day in the sun after finding a temporary cure for vampness.  But his reporter girlfriend gets herself in trouble along with the hot new district attorney (who’s replacing the other hot district attorney) and Mick has to get Josef to give him a chomp to get his vamp powers back.

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While seeking a cure to being a vamp, Mick interrupts Josef’s massage.

Mick works out to relieve his frustrations (What’s the point of being a vampire if you still have to work out to keep fit?  I mean really, you’re dead right?)  Anyway, Josh (Jordan Belfi) finally shows some skin prior to being written out of the show.

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Someone’s sending assassins after Josef (Jason Dohring) and Mick has trouble keeping his vamp buddy under wraps while tracking down the baddie.  Before long, Josef finally loses his shirt.

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Mick (Alex O’Loughlin) teams up with the apparently reincarnated Coraline to investigate a businessman’s wife who’s having an affair with with another man (Victor Webster) to keep Coraline busy while a jealous Beth investigates her past to see if Coraline’s apparent double is really Coraline.

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In “BC,” Mick is wakened from his glass, refrigerated coffin (for the vampire who has everything) by his buddy Josef banging on the lid to send him off (unfortunately after getting dressed) to track down an extra old vampire who’s capturing other vamps and using them for unsavory purposes.

In trying to protect the nanny who’s about to testify against an arms dealer, Mick is stranded in the hot sunny desert, not a good vamp vacation.

When another vampire accidentally “turns” one of his victims without realizing it, Mick must track down the new rogue vampire, a cute doctor (Chris Payne Gilbert) who has gone on a killing spree and thinks the hospital where he works is a great vamp supermarket.

Note:  the doc just can’t stay dressed.  A couple more of Chris Payne Gilbert from our friendly neighborhood Squarehippies.

Alex O’Loughlin stars as private detective Mick St. John, a 90 year old vampire detective.  A mortal vampire wanna-be starts killing young women and the elder vampires fear the killer will call attention to real vampires and want Mick to stop them.